eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via fake-mermaid)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via pizza)

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via fake-mermaid)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via fake-mermaid)

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

(via fuck-this-madness)

im actually starting to hate TFIOS bc of all this shit fucking stop it

  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

(via forever)